MERRY DICKMAS

Merry Dickmas

Wearable lipstick. Questionable decisions.

The holidays just got wildly inappropriate.

Merry Dickmas is our playful penis shaped lipstick made for Christmas laughs, unforgettable gifts, and holiday celebrations that deserve a little extra chaos. Whether you're shopping for your best friend, wife, sister, coworker, or the person who appreciates humor as much as good lipstick, this holiday favorite brings real color and big reactions.

Yes — it’s real lipstick.
And yes… it’s shaped like that.

12 Shades. Zero Silent Nights.

Choose from 12 wearable lipstick shades ranging from bold reds and playful pinks to softer mauves, berries, and natural nude tones.

Whether you're dressing up for holiday parties, stuffing stockings, or delivering the most unforgettable gift under the tree, there’s a shade ready for the season.

Made for Holiday Mischief

Perfect for:

• Christmas gifts
• Stocking stuffers
• Secret Santa exchanges
• White elephant gifts
• Holiday parties
• Coworker gifts
• Girls’ nights
• Adult gag gifts
• Gift baskets
• And beautifully inappropriate Christmas mornings

A Holiday Gift They’ll Actually Remember

Funny Lipstick combines wearable makeup with conversation-starting humor. It’s the viral TikTok lipstick that gets passed around, photographed, laughed about, and remembered long after the wrapping paper is gone.

Because socks are practical.

Merry Dickmas is memorable.