A WEENIE BIT OLDER

A Weenie Bit Older

Wearable lipstick. Questionable decisions.

Birthdays happen.

Might as well make them entertaining.

A Weenie Bit Older is our playful penis shaped lipstick made for birthday laughs, unforgettable gifts, and celebrating another trip around the sun with zero dignity and great lipstick. Whether you're shopping for your best friend, sister, coworker, wife, or that wonderfully inappropriate person who already has everything, this lipstick delivers laughs and real color payoff.

Yes — it’s real lipstick.
And yes… it’s shaped like that.

12 Shades. Zero Midlife Crisis.

Choose from 12 wearable lipstick shades ranging from bold reds and playful pinks to softer mauves, berries, and natural nude tones.

Whether you're going full glam, gifting with questionable judgment, or embracing the chaos of getting older, there’s a shade for the occasion.

Made for Birthday Shenanigans

Perfect for:

• Birthday gifts
• Milestone birthdays
• 30th, 40th & 50th birthdays
• Gag gifts
• Girls’ trips
• Best friend surprises
• White elephant exchanges
• Adult birthday parties
• Gift baskets
• And aging disgracefully

A Birthday Gift She Won’t Forget

Funny Lipstick combines wearable makeup with conversation-starting humor. It’s the viral TikTok lipstick that gets photographed, laughed about, and remembered long after the candles are blown out.

Because cake is expected.

A Weenie Bit Older is not.